Someone crown this man King of Twitter already.
Former Indian opener Virender Sehwag may have stepped off the cricket pitch a while ago but he's bowling not just maidens but everybody over on his preferred playing field these days - Twitter.
Anyone who's following the cricket legend on the social networking site knows he's a funny guy.
From cleverly-worded birthday wishes for pretty much everyone on the planet to hilarious observations about sports to skillful take downs, #ViruKaGyaan is supremely entertaining.
And we really don't want to think about how empty our lives would be without it.
Here are some of Sehwag's best so far, starting with this priceless tweet he shared a few hours ago about his wife and marriage in general.
Someone crown
this man King of Twitter already. Former Indian opener Virender Sehwag
may have stepped off the cricket pitch a while ago but he's bowling not
just maidens but everybody over on his preferred playing field these
days - Twitter.
Anyone who's following the cricket legend on the social networking site knows he's a funny guy. From cleverly-worded birthday wishes for pretty much everyone on the planet to hilarious observations about sports to skillful take downs, #ViruKaGyaan is supremely entertaining. And we really don't want to think about how empty our lives would be without it.
Here are some of Sehwag's best so far, starting with this priceless tweet he shared a few hours ago about his wife and marriage in general.
1. Nothing like explaining the complex concept of marriage than with a funny sports metaphor. 10 points to Viru!
2.This epic take down happened recently... Give that man (Piers Morgan) some water, cause that's gonna burrrrn!
3. And when this punny take down made us want to kneel before the tweetmaster
4. When he used Sholay's Gabbar Singh to describe how women and the Olympics had taken over the country
5. These three tweets about female athletes and their success at the Olympics
6. What he said when he met Olympic bronze medalist Sakshi Malik
7. This lovely tweet about India's sweetheart Dipa Karmakar
8. All his special birthday wishes
9. When his Twitter and actual commentary during an India vs West Indies match won the Internet
10. And finally, when Viru Paaji tweeted this classic joke
Former Indian opener Virender Sehwag may have stepped off the cricket pitch a while ago but he's bowling not just maidens but everybody over on his preferred playing field these days - Twitter.
Anyone who's following the cricket legend on the social networking site knows he's a funny guy.
From cleverly-worded birthday wishes for pretty much everyone on the planet to hilarious observations about sports to skillful take downs, #ViruKaGyaan is supremely entertaining.
And we really don't want to think about how empty our lives would be without it.
Here are some of Sehwag's best so far, starting with this priceless tweet he shared a few hours ago about his wife and marriage in general.
Virender Sehwag Hits Six After Six On Twitter And We Can Barely Keep Up
Anyone who's following the cricket legend on the social networking site knows he's a funny guy. From cleverly-worded birthday wishes for pretty much everyone on the planet to hilarious observations about sports to skillful take downs, #ViruKaGyaan is supremely entertaining. And we really don't want to think about how empty our lives would be without it.
Here are some of Sehwag's best so far, starting with this priceless tweet he shared a few hours ago about his wife and marriage in general.
1. Nothing like explaining the complex concept of marriage than with a funny sports metaphor. 10 points to Viru!
With wife be like u r at non-striker end.Let her do the talking & run when you need to #mybestpartner#ViruKaGyaanpic.twitter.com/x8R2qZN7dF- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) September 2, 2016
2.This epic take down happened recently... Give that man (Piers Morgan) some water, cause that's gonna burrrrn!
We cherish every small happiness',- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 24, 2016
But Eng who invented Cricket,&yet2win a WC,still continue to playWC.Embarrassing? https://t.co/0mzP4Ro8H9
3. And when this punny take down made us want to kneel before the tweetmaster
#SakshiMalik ke gale me medal kitna "Sobha De" raha hai na !!! #HappyRakshaBandhanpic.twitter.com/5qnN0tbD4y- Virender Sehwag (@Virendrsehwag) August 18, 2016
Bilkul , isliye Shobha Na De aise kaam nahi karne chahiye https://t.co/LDyEPGRQI1- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 18, 2016
4. When he used Sholay's Gabbar Singh to describe how women and the Olympics had taken over the country
Array O Sambha,- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 18, 2016
Olympic me Bharat ki betiyaan itna naam Roshan kar rahi hain,
yeh #IndvsWI test mein Score Kya hua? pic.twitter.com/xr9ugDw4I4
5. These three tweets about female athletes and their success at the Olympics
Poora Bharat is baat ka Sakshi hai,jab koi bht mushkil ho toh is desh ki ladkiyan hi Malik hain.Thank U#SakshiMalikpic.twitter.com/YfHgRqxwTM- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 18, 2016
Japani madam ji ko kisine pehele hi nahi samjhaya #BhartiyaNaariSabPeBhaari ? Aur Lo Panga #PVSindhu#Goldpic.twitter.com/GVOnUqALHh- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 18, 2016
Bharat me sabji laane Se leke,- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 19, 2016
School Se bachcon ko lane Se leke,
Ghar/compny chlane Se leke,
Medal lane tak,ladkiyon ko hi jana pad rha hai
6. What he said when he met Olympic bronze medalist Sakshi Malik
Great meeting @SakshiMalik .She did not wrestle,and so I comfortably congratulated her for making the country proud. pic.twitter.com/n4JQBGxpVw- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 26, 2016
7. This lovely tweet about India's sweetheart Dipa Karmakar
Thank u #DipaKarmakar fr getting us united at midnight cheering fr Gymnastics,in a country with no infrastructure for this sport.Super Proud- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 14, 2016
8. All his special birthday wishes
Hpy Bdy Lasith Malinga,urf #YorkerBaba Bowling ws like sitolia.If utensil cleaning juna is nt there,cn use his hair pic.twitter.com/ewfMFkP9qr- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 28, 2016
Pic 1- Don- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 27, 2016
Pic 2- Bread
Pic 3- Man
Hpy Birthday Don Bradman, the greatest that could ever have been#BradmanJayantipic.twitter.com/guETL76xiW
9. When his Twitter and actual commentary during an India vs West Indies match won the Internet
Bhuvi, Badree, Narine ,players Se jyada lagta hai teerth jaane ka program ban raha hai,Now play Badree,Narine well.#IndvsWI#NarayanNarayan- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 28, 2016
10. And finally, when Viru Paaji tweeted this classic joke
Whoever wishes you with HBD HBD HBD on your birthday, just note their names and on their anniversary wish them HA HA HA#ViruKaGyaan- Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 17, 2016
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