11 alternatives to The Telegraph's 'Aunty National' headline

 

'The Telegraph' has off late caught everyone's eyes with their thought provoking and rather hard hitting front-page headlines. They are smart, witty, often a little punny, and generally makes you chuckle inside your head. They managed to break that streak with their latest headline.
On 25th February, Thursday, their front page screamed out the words "Aunty National", which was meant to be a jab at Smriti Irani's fiery and dramatic speech at the Rajya Sabha on the 24th of February. While a few people lauded it, most people found it to be rather distasteful, sexist and to a certain degree, ageist.
Not to mention it wasn't the greatest pun of all time. It made us wonder, if they could put a bad pun on their front page, maybe we could put a few on their front page too.